The more time you have to get into yo’ groove, the better. Can you realistically find that Freddy Krueger 2-step of yours if the song is 210 seconds? Doubtful. Here is where Montreal-based Tiga and his electro-sexual anthems come in, and this time he’s recruited Matthew Dear, the micro-house club curator, also known as Audion. If a song’s sole purpose is to make you juke, the lyrics needn’t be introspective, nor really something your witty son couldn’t have composed. “Let’s go dancing/ I wanna go dancing with you/All night dancing“. The pulse of the beat sucks you in and causes a state of hypnosis. You’ll have 515 seconds to strut in your possessed state. Now, turn your dial to 11, cause a Saturday night-like raucous for your neighbor and his walls, and immerse yourself in the groove you showcased in the kitchen. That can’t just be me who does that, right?